Bullseye

Hello again everyone, this is Kaylee Swearingen just reporting about what happened during American Horror Story's latest episode "Bullseye" from Nov. 11th. 

Quick Rewind 

It is Elsa's birthday and the freaks all got her gifts. At the party everyone is concerned where the twins are. Elsa is making it seem like the twins just got up and left. Elsa hooks up with Paul. 

Paul is also in love with the nurse from the first episode. He seems to be a player. Hmm... 

Twitter Picture found via Hootsuite 

Dandy is in love with the twins and wants to marry them. Bette loves Dandy, she thinks he is so sweet and lovely. Dot wants to get the surgery money from Dandy. She is still in love with Jimmy. No matter how good he is as a boyfriend to Bette and Dot, he gets crazy and freaks out. Dandy told the twins a seceret. He tried to tell Dot that he was the one who saved those kids from the killer clown, not Jimmy. Dandy wanted to hear a seceret from Dot, she refused. In turn, Dandy freaked out on the Twins.

Maggie's accomplise Stanley thinks that they should cut off Jimmy's lobster hands. But Maggie diverges and thinks that they should take Petite. 

Elsa talks about asylum to Pepper in her rant. Elsa was persuadinge everyone how she was not the cause of Bette and Dot disappearring. BUT SHE IS. Elsa makes the freaks prove that they trust her. She said she has to have someone strapped onto the bullseye, and she will throw knives at them. Paul nomiates himself after Jimmy does. Elsa ends up stabbing Paul in the stomach, seems like she did it on purpose. 

All the Tweets about Petite

Maggie takes Petite to the shed where she puts her in the jar. Thankfully Maggie does not kill Petite, she says they were hunting fire flies. Maggie now is in love with Jimmy and they want to run away together. But partner, Stanley, finds her trying to leave and decides they are taking Jimmy hands.  

Dandy is heartbroke over the twin not liking him. very dramatic. He says, "I was never destined to feel love". Dandy thinks he has found his purpose. He thinks he is here to bring death. Jimmy end up shows up at Dandy's house. 

We discover that Elsa had a sister that died. Her parents were sad and they more sad because they were reminded about the child they lost because Elsa was still alive. The freak show was her way of creating her own family. Elsa says that Effil is like the sister she never had. Effil tells Elsa if she finds out that Elsa was lying, she would kill her. 

What will happen next, well clearly Jimmy knows where the twins are and is going to put it together once he talks to the Twins. Is Elsa going to be killed by the freaks? Is Dandy going to realize he still loves the twins? Clearly we need to watch this week's episode on Wednesday, Nov. 19th.  

Twitter Craze

Elsa Tweets via Hootsuite

With Elsa going on her rants about how she is not the reason the twins are gone, leaves twitter thinking Elsa is insane. Especially after she thinks the best way to show trust is through throwing knives at her family member on the bullseye wheel. Twitter thinks that Elsa is off her rocker with gesture. 

When Maggie thinks that they should take Petite Twitter had a meltdown, twice. Once when Maggie suggests taking Petite and tells Stanley how they should do it. The second time, when Maggie does take Petite to the shed. Everyone was scared that Maggie was actually going to kill her. Luckily she was not murdered!

Paul being a player had Twitter on a roll. Everyone was shocked and stoked that Paul was playing Elsa. It was just something that no one saw coming. Paul still staying in contact with the nurse from the first episode was also shocking. Regardless, Twitter was shocked but they were even more exctied and proud that Paul was getting so much action.

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Pink Cupcakes

People are dying, just kidding no they are not. American Horror Story's episode on Wednesday Nov. 5th was filled with so many emotions and game changing moments. 

Quick Rewind 

Dell is missing and they have a full house for the freak show. Jimmy goes to Desiree to see if she knows where he is and if she is getting ready for the show. She tells Jimmy that she is not doing the show and she has no idea where her man is. She than tells him how she feels empty inside. 

Jimmy still feels guilty about Meep. Jimmy and Desiree end up sharing an entimate moment during their sadness. Desiree ends up become very ill and has vaginal bleeding. She is then taken to the doctor where she is informed that she is not a hermaphrodite. She is 100 percent woman. 

Elsa gets on the stage to perform her song at the freak show and the crowd has no interest in her singing and they are laughing not paying attention. after that she gave TV a thought.  

Image from BlackFilm.com

We find out that Dandy's dad is also a psycho! He then tells his mother that he is sorry for killing Dora... as they are burying her and making her into a garden.


Dandy wanted to be an actor, he also works out in his undies. He goes to a gay bar, Dell is there with a man. Dell is obsesed with this man that, Andy. He actually loves him. The irony in Dell is that he is a strong man yet he has so many emotions and feels pain. 

When Dell goes back to his wife she leaves him. There are a lot of rude things said between them and she tells him she is a real woman and is going to have surgery. Dell freaks out and ends up breaking the doctor's hands as a threat if he continues the surgery on Desiree. 

Dandy kills Dell's lover boy in his undies in Twisty'd trailer with his mask on. Andy actually was not dying right away, it make Dandy more upset. He sucks at being a person and being a murderer. 


Elsa takes Bette and Dot to the Mott's. She is stealing Elsa's spot light with the man who has offered her a TV show. 

Screen shot from Twitter via Hootsuiite

Twitter Craze

Dandy's body was buzzing on Twitter during the live tweets. He was shown a lot during the episode just in his whitey tighties. He was hanging out at home, working out, killing me and covered in blood all while just his undies on. Twitter was loving it say "From Dandy to Daddy" still creepy if you ask me. 

Twitter was enraged when Dandy killed Andy. The man who plays Andy is Matt Bomer. He is known for his role in White Collar. Twitter was upset that they killed him off so early. 

The confusion with the twins being killed was an emotional rollercoasater for Twitter. We all believed that Bette and Dot were poisoned with a pink cupcake and had died with their head taken to a museum. Turns out it was just a day dream. Up until the end you are unsure if they are dead or not. We find out that they are alive and being taken to Mrs. Mott via Elsa. 

Edward Mordrake Part II

The rewind of Edward Mordrake Part II

Edward Mordrake investigates Elsa. Elsa did dominatrix and ask men about their darkest fantasy, but she never lets them toucher. But her real issue was that she was drugged and then a couple of men filmed her as the chainsawed her legs off. 

From TV.com

Jimmy and Magggie see Twisty knock out a girl so they follow him into the woods. Dandy tries cutting Maggie in half. Jimmy knocks him out. Twisty steals Jimmy then Mordrake shows up. 

#AHSFreakShow Twitter Feed via Hootsuite

Mordrake has twisty remove his mouth and has Twisty tell his story. He was a special clown for a carnival. He did not like the freaks though. They say he talks funny and tried to call him a molestor. Word travels so he couldnt be a clown and he decided to go home to Jupiter. He tried to turn garbage into gold. Twisty tried to be a good person. Twisty tried to kill himself but only blew off his jaw. Twisty was a part of the freak show. He didn't like the freaks because they were mean to him. He is a good clown and only hurt people that were mean to him. MORDARKE TAKES TWISTY WITH HIM!

Jimmy saves the kids that Twisty had captured in his trailer. The families of the children came to Elsa's Freak Show and thanked Jimmy and Maggie for being heroes. The cerfew was lifted since they caught the killer. The Jimmy Maggie love affair has started.  

Twitter Craze 

Elsa's past was crazy. People were so shocked about what happened to her legs. Twitter was blowing up with how hot Elsa was as a dominatrix. 

Everyone on Twitter was sad and felt bad for Twisty. It was truly unfair how bad Twisty's life was. 

Dora the maid got killed by Dandy. Twitter was hoping that Dora was going to be the one to kill Dandy in the end. Unfortunately it was the other way around. Dandy also was gross enough to put on Twisty's mouth. Twitter thought maybe that was how Ebola got started. 


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