Episode 13: Curtian Call

Tonight, January 21st, the freakshow is packing up its acting and moving on. After 13 episodes we have finally reached the final act. In case you missed the season finale, here is a recap. 

The Final Recap 

Dandy wants to sing show tunes for his performance. He of course is having a tantrum already. He is so worried about selling tickets, he blames it on the freaks. Dandy claims that the audience thinks that the freaks are boring. Paulie puts Dandy in his place, flat on his ass, and tells him he is boring and will never be a freak. 

Elsa makes it to the city of fame, Hollywood. Unfortunately she is having awful luck getting in contact with the man who could hire her. She slaps the receptionist when she was told to change her act. Micheal Beck helps her though, he is the junior vice president of casting and is also German. BOOM! She got an in. 

Dandy, oh Dandy. He is humming and then goes on a shooting rampage. But on the bright side I like his white pants with black pin stripes, classy look while you are killing people. And white, bold move will all that blood. Eve tries to stop him but ends up getting shot in the head like the rest of them. 

Desiree is the only one who seems to be in the clear, she was well hidden in her trailer. The twins were tied up but Dandy asks them to come with him. Jimmy, comes back to the freakshow and realizes things are strange. No Elsa, no anyone. Jimmy goes to where the stage is, all the freaks are strung across the floor leading to the stage. 

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Bette marries Dandy. He is super creepy to Dot. Very weird, but Bette is happy. They are already planning their babies. Desiree poisoned Dandy. He does after Desiree but Bette shoots him in the arm. DAMN! SHOTS FIRED! Jimmy then walks in and serves Dandy a meal, he passes out onto the floor. 

Dandy wakes up in a tank. Desiree says he has to complete a Hudini trick. He tries to persuade the twins to let him out but they deny him. They fill his take up, sit back and watch the show. He dies with his last words as, "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you". Standard reaction for Dandy. He did die as a star though. 

Dandy's signature phrase. Image from Tumbler

The Elsa Mars Hour is now a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. She married Micheal Beck. She was doing a commercial and then has a meltdown about the words she has to say. She was bitching about the Halloween show and how she does not perform on Halloween. Elsa then meets up with long lost love who fixed her legs. Unfortunately he is dying and she will be alone. 

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Elsa's fame is cut short because a reporter found her film, the one where her legs were chopped off. She also gets word about all the freaks being killed. Elsa then changes her mind to perform on Halloween. MORDRAKE! MORDRAKE!

Elsa Mars Halloween Spooktacular! Desiree has a new family and man! Go girl, go. Jimmy is with the twins. They are pregnant and happy. Mordrake and Twisty make their appearance in this last episode, they show up to Elsa's performance. She is killed by Mordrake but she does not go with him. Elsa is taken back to the freakshow, Ma Petite is there, along with all the other freaks who were killed. This is the place where she preforms every night for a full house, as the headline. This is her heaven. 

Episode 12 "Show Stoppers"

Tonight, January 14th is the second to last episode of American Horror Story Freakshow. The next episode will have a lot of wrapping up to do after this episode of "Show Stoppers". But first, recap! 

Quick Rewind

Elsa is leaving the freak show. Richard Spencer is her manager on her way to becoming a famous television star. Turns out Spencer's going away gift is that Desiree killed the owner of the museum. The freaks know about him taking Jimmy's hands. Now Elsa has Spencer on the wheel and is throwing knives at him. Elsa tells him, "You brought death into this place". Which is 100% true. Only took forever for the freaks to realize it. The freaks trap Spencer underneath a trailer.

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Jimmy is heartbroken about Dell, his dad. Of course he is also upset about having his claws chopped off. He even says, "I have no hands! I can't even take a piss by myself!" That would be a rough life. Poor Jimmy. Maggie is taking care of Jimmy but he is pissed off at her. She betrayed them and he hates her. But Maggie, tells Jimmy she wants to go to New York with him still and that she LOVES HIM! 


Bette and Dot are having sex with Chester and of course, his doll, Margaery, is watching them as they fornicate. Chester still is talking to Margaery like she is a real person. Chester and Margaery plan to kill the twins. 

Now the freaks like Eve and Pete. They plan to kill Elsa because they cannot trust her. Elsa is all about Elsa, that is it. 

Dandy came to talk to the twins, he wants to be a friend of the twins. Dandy hired a private investigator to find out about Chester. He knows he is a killer and tries to tell the twins that. Then he leaves by blowing them each a kiss. 

Elsa goes to take care of Jimmy. She haves him drink something and gives him a shot. Elsa's old friend comes to create Jimmy some new wooden hands. Elsa then shows Jimmy her secret. HER WOODEN LEGS! This man that makes wooden body parts also went back and killed the people that took Elsa's legs. But he almost didn't make it out with his life. He was tortured but escaped. Unfortunately he now thinks he cannot love from due to this torture. 

Chester wants to cut the twins in half as his final act but they disapprove. Maggie volunteers to be his assistant. He hancuffs her feet to the bottom of the box. Chester does not listen to Maggie while she is freaking out. Chester keeps seeing his past lovers that made him upset and not Maggie. He cuts Maggie in half. 

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Margaery says that she is leaving Chester and he freaks out, kills her too. Jimmy is told by Eve that Maggie is dead. He does not want the details. Eve then tells Jimmy that Elsa is the next to go. The twins come to tell Elsa that she must leave because the freaks are plotting to kill her. The also just witnessed Elsa's wooden legs. Desiree, Eve, Legless Suzy and many others go to kill Elsa. But Elsa is gone.


ELSA LEFT WITH DANDY! 

Chester turns himself into the cops for murdering a woman, but it is just his doll. 

Dandy bought the freak show from Elsa. He bows on the stage and waves to the imaginary crowd then he heards weird noises. Then there is a wire cage with Richard Spencer in it, looking like Meep. Disturbing. 

Jimmy got his new wooden handsand they are claw shaped like before! 

Final Episode Preview 

Dandy is in charge of the freak show now. Elsa seems to have made it to Hollywood. And Jimmy gets upset about something. Seems like Dandy is probably going to get pissed at someone and just shoot up everyone. There is going to have to be a lot of explaining and wrapping up to finish season four Freak Show up next week Wednesday the 21st at 9 p.m. central time.

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Episode 11 Magical Thinking

After two long weeks of no American Horror Story we are on the final stretch. January 7th is the beginning of the end. Only three episodes left until the Freakshow takes the show elsewhere. Here is a recap of what happened in Magical Thinking which is the 11th episode of the season. 

Quick Rewind 

Richard Spencer goes to Jimmy and tells him to take this liquid to get his hands cut off so he could escape prison. Jimmy was drugged and then his hands were removed. Yikes. 

Bette and Dot prioritize sex now, that is their main goal. Threesome. 

Chester is then introduced to Bette and Dot. Turns out Chester is a magician and ventriloquist. Bette and Dot want to seduce him. BAD. The twins tried to come onto him and then he got all worked up and has headaches. He is basically insane but manages to get it in with the twins. 

Chester and Margaery

We learn about his doll, Margaery. Very weird sex scene involving his ex wife and her lover. Turns out, the doll kills the both of them because she was mad they didn't invite her to their sex-capade.  

Dandy has a private investigator creep on the twins. He still loves them and wants them.  

Margaery is stolen. Chester sees her as a real person, not just a doll. Dandy stole her and put her in the tent to get the twins back. Margaery tells Chester he has to saw the twins in half. 

Desiree calls out Dell on his killing spree. He admits that he killed Ma Patite then Elsa shoots him dead. 

Thanks again for reading my blog! You can catch on all the episodes you have missed by reading my blog posts. Only two more episodes until season four is over!