Episode 13: Curtian Call

Tonight, January 21st, the freakshow is packing up its acting and moving on. After 13 episodes we have finally reached the final act. In case you missed the season finale, here is a recap. 

The Final Recap 

Dandy wants to sing show tunes for his performance. He of course is having a tantrum already. He is so worried about selling tickets, he blames it on the freaks. Dandy claims that the audience thinks that the freaks are boring. Paulie puts Dandy in his place, flat on his ass, and tells him he is boring and will never be a freak. 

Elsa makes it to the city of fame, Hollywood. Unfortunately she is having awful luck getting in contact with the man who could hire her. She slaps the receptionist when she was told to change her act. Micheal Beck helps her though, he is the junior vice president of casting and is also German. BOOM! She got an in. 

Dandy, oh Dandy. He is humming and then goes on a shooting rampage. But on the bright side I like his white pants with black pin stripes, classy look while you are killing people. And white, bold move will all that blood. Eve tries to stop him but ends up getting shot in the head like the rest of them. 

Desiree is the only one who seems to be in the clear, she was well hidden in her trailer. The twins were tied up but Dandy asks them to come with him. Jimmy, comes back to the freakshow and realizes things are strange. No Elsa, no anyone. Jimmy goes to where the stage is, all the freaks are strung across the floor leading to the stage. 

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Bette marries Dandy. He is super creepy to Dot. Very weird, but Bette is happy. They are already planning their babies. Desiree poisoned Dandy. He does after Desiree but Bette shoots him in the arm. DAMN! SHOTS FIRED! Jimmy then walks in and serves Dandy a meal, he passes out onto the floor. 

Dandy wakes up in a tank. Desiree says he has to complete a Hudini trick. He tries to persuade the twins to let him out but they deny him. They fill his take up, sit back and watch the show. He dies with his last words as, "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you". Standard reaction for Dandy. He did die as a star though. 

Dandy's signature phrase. Image from Tumbler

The Elsa Mars Hour is now a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. She married Micheal Beck. She was doing a commercial and then has a meltdown about the words she has to say. She was bitching about the Halloween show and how she does not perform on Halloween. Elsa then meets up with long lost love who fixed her legs. Unfortunately he is dying and she will be alone. 

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Elsa's fame is cut short because a reporter found her film, the one where her legs were chopped off. She also gets word about all the freaks being killed. Elsa then changes her mind to perform on Halloween. MORDRAKE! MORDRAKE!

Elsa Mars Halloween Spooktacular! Desiree has a new family and man! Go girl, go. Jimmy is with the twins. They are pregnant and happy. Mordrake and Twisty make their appearance in this last episode, they show up to Elsa's performance. She is killed by Mordrake but she does not go with him. Elsa is taken back to the freakshow, Ma Petite is there, along with all the other freaks who were killed. This is the place where she preforms every night for a full house, as the headline. This is her heaven.